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Rigged election! Mr. Spooky the cat runs for Attleboro, Massachusett’s Mayor’s office

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“The halls of City Hall looked fur-midable 🐱 today when Mr. Spooky came by to pull papers to run for Mayor!

Unfortunately, the business owner of Spooky Games and tuna enthusiast learned quickly that he needs to be 18 years old and a registered voter in Attleboro to run for Mayor. What felt like a cat-astrophe turned quickly into a paws-itive moment as staff gave some scratches on his way out.

Friendly reminder that if you want to run for Mayor for this special election that you need to submit your papers for nomination by January 10th to the Elections office.”

Being gracious in defeat Mr. Spooky released a concession speech:

“Dear supporters, it is with great disappointment that I concede the race for Mayor of Attleboro. Apparently, you must be a ‘registered voter.’ I will continue to fight for control of the town’s rat problem, funds for a cat park, and lower tuna prices for all.

Yours truly,
Spooky Bones.”-City of Attleboro.


City of Attleboro photo.


City of Attleboro photo.

About Michael Silvia

Served 20 years in the United States Air Force. Owner of New Bedford Guide.

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