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Acushnet man throws his hat in the ring in a national “Dad Bod” contest

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“Only the man with the most fatherly figure will reign supreme” is the tagline for the saucy contest featuring a relatively new phenomenon called a “Dad Bod.” If you live under a rock and don’t know what a “Dad Bod” is, the official definition is “…a male physique that is relatively slim but not lean or toned.”

I prefer the Urban Dictionary’s version which describes it in hilarious fashion:

“If human bodies were cuts of meat, the dad bod would skew more marbled rib eye than filet mignon; or, if human bodies were sea mammals, dad bod would be more like a grazing manatee than a speedy dolphin.”

Acushnet father Thomas Gomes who has a great sense of humor has decided to enter the contest which offers a grand prize of $25,000 and a 2-page advertorial in Men’s Journal.

Like any beauty pageant, each contestant is asked a few questions but with this particular competition, they have to also tell a dad joke. It’s all in good fun and if you are in a generous mood you can help out the organization’s chosen cause: the B+ Foundation for Childhood Cancer which raises money with events like dance marathons and 5Ks, as well as T-shirt sales. They provide financial and emotional support to families of children with cancer nationwide. The B+ Foundation also funds critical, cutting-edge childhood cancer research.

You can see more pictures and vote online here.

About Joe Silvia

When Joe isn't writing, he's coaching people to punch each other in the face. He enjoys ancient cultures, dead and living languages, cooking, benching 999#s, and saving the elderly, babies and puppies from burning buildings. While he enjoys long walks on the beach, he will not be your alarm clock, because he's no ding-a-ling.

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One comment

  1. Thank you so much for the exposure!!!! Not sure if i need much more all things considered lol. But i hope i can rally enough votes to bring home the win! If i do win i want to donate back some of that money to the B+ foundation. Win or lose this is about raising some money for those kids and regardless of the outcome i plan on taking these pictures and making a calendar that 100% of the proceeds will go to the B+ foundation. If any businesses want to let me take funny pictures in their establishments or on their property ill be giving shoutouts in the advertorial for helping me take home the ironically small trophy that is also up for grabs! I think this gives our community a chance to do something awesome for some families who could really use a good laugh and the financial help. Thank you in advance for your votes hope i could make you laugh!

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