“Calling all cAHs…Calling all cAHs!
Despite the fact that are just WAY too many opportunities for me to showcase my sarcastic talents here, I’m instead going to take high road, in the hopes that this aspiring marathon runner simply forgot to pay for the sneakers that he carried out of Dick’s Sporting Goods earlier today.
If anyone out there can help us identify this fleet of foot, but slow to pay character, we encourage you to “Just Do It,” by either sending us a private message or calling Detective Kyle Costa at 508-910-1755.
In addition, you can also send us an anonymous tip. Simply open a text message and enter 847411 (tip411) in the “To” field. In the body of the text, enter DartmouthPD, type a space and then add your tip.
On your marks, get set, GO!!!
PLEASE SHARE!” -Dartmouth Police Department.