“Calling all cAHs…Calling all cAHs
Yeah, baby! This post is definitely super groovy.
DPD is looking for some help getting our mojo on, as we attempt to identify Dr. Evil and his not-so-shagadelic sidekick, Frau Farbissina.
With intelligence already gathered by our field agents, we suspect that they are constructing a top-secret evil lair somewhere is Southeastern Massachusetts. We also suspect that this lair will have a state-of-the-art laboratory equipped with stolen Best Buy laptops, which will be used to program microchips that will be placed in the brains of killer sharks with lazers attached to their heads.
If you would like to help us foil their evil plot to take over the world, you can either call Detective Kyle COSTA at 508-910-1755 or send us a private message.
If you do help us identify them, rumor has it that there might be a one milllllllion dollar reward coming your way. Again, that is just a rumor!
PLEASE SHARE.” -Dartmouth Police Department.