From the Dartmouth Police Department:
“Calling all cAHs… Calling all cAHs
Though he is brave, strong, wicked smAHt, and handsome (OK, OK…maybe more so just brave, strong, and wicked smAHt), the DPD “Keyboard Warrior” needs some help from his peeps, as he attempts to identify these two devious villains, who dared to challenge his super social media powers by recently stealing from Best Buy.
If anyone has information that can help the “Keyboard Warrior” rip his shirt open and expose the giant KW underneath, right before he apprehends these two villains, they are encouraged to either send him a private message or call 508-910-1755.
Up, up, and away!!!!